What I Miss About Baltimore (Essay in “The Baltimore Anthology” by Belt Publishing. )
How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative (McSweeney’s)
What’s My Brand of Liberalism? (McSweeney’s)
My Peloton and Me: A Timeline (McSweeney’s)
New Words for Complex Emotions in the Age of Trump (Points In Case)
The Alphabet, Ranked (Points In Case)
A Letter from Space Force Training (Weekly Humorist)
What Your NCAA Champion Says About You (Points In Case)
What Did You Do This Summer? (Points In Case)
