Red Tie Blue Tie. How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative in Any Possible Scenario (Humorist Books)
What I Miss About Baltimore (Essay in “The Baltimore Anthology” by Belt Publishing. )
How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative on the 4th of July (McSweeney’s)
How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative (McSweeney’s)
What’s My Brand of Liberalism? (McSweeney’s)
My Peloton and Me: A Timeline (McSweeney’s)
New Words for Complex Emotions in the Age of Trump (Points In Case)
The Alphabet, Ranked (Points In Case)
A Letter from Space Force Training (Weekly Humorist)
What Your NCAA Champion Says About You (Points In Case)
What Did You Do This Summer? (Points In Case)
